Axis Institute for World Domination

Are You an Evil Genius? Quiz

How evil are you? Take this short quiz to find out if you’re worthy of enrollment in the Axis Institute for World Domination.

1. You see a classmate cheating on a test. What do you do?
Tell the teacher
Do nothing
Make sure no one is looking, then copy his answers

2. Which animal best describes your personality?
Kitten
Piranha
Rabbit

3. You’re in your favorite store at the mall when the only clerk goes to the stockroom. Do you:
Barricade the stockroom door and announce a sale?
Watch for shoplifters?
Pretend you work at the store?

4. The Internet is:
Your main source of information
A valuable tool that can be used to cause massive traffic jams during rush hour
A great way to meet others who share your interests

5. You most admire:
Darth Vader
The Care Bears
Robin Hood

6. When you’re not in school or studying, you will most likely be found:
Volunteering at your favorite charitable organization
Working on the formula for a man-made flesh-eating bacteria
Tending to the plants in your family’s garden

7. Your ideal vacation spot is:
A tropical resort
A city known for its fantastic shopping
A place where the authorities will never think to look for you