Welcome
posted by: Thaddeus Roth, Chancellor
Welcome to the Axis Institute for World Domination. We demand neither academic excellence nor a spotless record. We require only a degree of moral flexibility—and a firm understanding that you will henceforth keep your mouth shut.
Whatever your preferred method of corrupting, defrauding, or overturning the social contract, you will find that many useful techniques and tactics are covered by our three schools of Deception, Destruction, and Organic Distortion (otherwise known as Applied Arts, Environmental Science, and Biomedical Science).
Help us help you: Join our ultracompetitive, fiercely motivated team—and find out how together, selfishly, we can transform the world.
New in School Supplies: Iron Ons
posted by: Thaddeus Roth, Chancellor
We have provided a new document to the School Supplies section of the site featuring art for you to download and iron onto your favorite clothing. Participation is not required, but will be noted.
So, You Think You're Evil?
posted by: Thaddeus Roth, Chancellor
The Axis Institute is now accepting applications for our prestigious world domination program. All prospective students must take a mandatory short quiz to determine their elligibility before they are admitted to the school. Take the quiz.
Guest Lecturer Announced
posted by: Thaddeus Roth, Chancellor
Catherine Jinks will be joining our ranks this year as a special guest lecturer. Ms. Jinks is a world-renowned expert on both pure and applied evil. Take a moment to read this recent conversation with Ms. Jinks prior to attending one of her lectures. Read the interview.
School Supplies
posted by: Thaddeus Roth, Chancellor
The list of official supplies have been added to the site. Be certain that you've acquired these before classes begin.
Compulsory Reading
posted by: Thaddeus Roth, Chancellor
It is imperative that enrolled students who have not yet completed the titles below do so before the onset of the forthcoming term:
Schwartz, Bill N., ed. Research on Accounting Ethics. Vol. 7. JAI, 2000.
Stern, Nancy B., From ENIAC to UNIVAC: An Appraisal of the Eckert-Mauchly Computers. Digital Press, 1981
Vellani, Karim. Strategic Security Management: A Risk Assessment Guide for Decision Makers. Butterworth-Heinemann, 2006.
